Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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