Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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