She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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