i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Im part way to drunk.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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