he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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