White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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