bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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