I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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