The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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