we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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