it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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