i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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