So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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