i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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