I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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