Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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