Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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