I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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