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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize
