we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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