Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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