I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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