Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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