there's paper in my vomit.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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