omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The uberlube is also flammable
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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