I wannas sexs uuuuu
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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