why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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