Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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