if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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