im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
