Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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