so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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