party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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