you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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