have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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