im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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