I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The struggles of a small town man whore
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize