I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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