About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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