is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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