dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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