You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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