Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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