So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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