They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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