We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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