I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
A bitchslap is in order.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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