Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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