i just google imaged poop.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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