Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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