So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
