Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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